Ode to a mountain climber

The following ode was presented to Ann by her colleagues at the Chester surgery.

An ode to a mountain climber

"We had a thought this evening

Whilst looking for something to do

And we thought of you up the mountain

And what you would do for a loo

They say that the air gets thinner

The higher up you go

So take our advice make sure you look twice

And dont eat the yellow snow.

There's many a rock up that mountain

You can leave the loo paper behind

But don't stoop too low when you want to go

Or the rock will be up your behind.

SO when all you brain dead explorers

Have reached the dizzy heights

Youll be glad you've got shares in

San Izal

Cause your all bound to have the s*****"